Gerald F. Kieffer's World Me... All... Of... Meeee.....


From Where... Well... I was born on 01/19/1950 in Syracuse, NY. [A famous singer's b-day as well... DOLLY PARTON]. And I've gone to all of the right schools and even the bad schools & some of the schools of hard knocks as well. Survived all of them so far i guess... But then comes the HARD-MEAN-TIMES...

UGH!!! Work!!! Yuck!!! That's the real name for all that nasty stuff all of us have to put up with to make a few $$ here & there. And I tried many after graduating from high school & some colledge & truck drivin' school. Did some truckin' all over the highways & store clirckin' in Phoenix Arizona to some Toll Collectin' at New-York's Thruways. But now I'm just a big DIS-ABLED on SSD and still truckin' the highways of the INTERNET!

BUT!!! What Do I Do... What... A whole world of stuff [free stuff getting] to fillin' surveys & surffin' to crusin' world-high for WAREZ & starez as I make all sorts of grades on my COMPUTER PINBALL games and pushin' PAC-MEN from board to board just lookin' for that tiny piece of TETRIS to fit the missin' link to allow me to climb the golden stairs out of DOOM! * NEXT PAGE = LINKS *

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If you don't hear music or see a music machine below THEN CLICK HERECresendo Music Machine

Music Machine (mid-play)

TAKEAB-1.MIDThe midi file now being played on this page. Please take it if you like it.

HINT!!! Please click on the source of this page & copy the code above for the Crescendo Music Machine. Then enter[paste] into a x.htm or x.html file on you computer & use it as a start page. Now you have the controls just in case you don't get them on someones webpage. Set the RED SLIDER for loudness. And far left is OFF & far right is HIGH. When you go surfin' or crusin' the Internet. The loudness will be as you PRESET it before you went surfin' or crusin' the Internet. Place the MOUSE anywhere inside the faceplate & RIGHT-CLICK will give you the controls...NICE! IDEA!